The Chinese Are Coming
It started innocently enough. A Chinese restaurant here. A laundromat there. A kung fu academy where they train secret agents.
And then suddenly, they had their own towns. Chinatown. Every city has one. They’re infiltrating.
Now they’re eating our pets and taking our jobs. They speak a language that is UNLEARNABLE, not that we would want to learn it.
Their food has MSG in it, which is also Madison Square Garden. Meaning what? Only that the Madison Square fricking Garden is a CHINESE FRONT, my friends, and we’re all so naively unaware. In the underbelly of that ONCE GREAT AMERICAN ICON are now Chinese warriors waiting to emerge.
There are billions of Chinese. Yet I have it on good authority (my stepbrother Ned) that the LIBERAL AGENDA is to turn the whole country gay. Which means no more American children. We will be overrun by the Chinese as they come here from Japan and Korea and Hong Kong and fill the void that THE GAYS have left.
So before you sit your GREAT AMERICAN FAMILY down to dinner, take a minute to think before you order Chinese food. Do you know what’s in it other than cats? MSG (mind control drug), soy sauce (which turns the skin yellow), and teriyaki sauce (actually pretty delicious with no ill effects, as far as we can tell).
Get McDonald’s instead. Over one billion served, but not a billion Chinese.
Is there a SECRET LIBERAL AGENDA to get us taken over by the Chinese?