Are You Syrious?
Liberals hate America, and nothing has ever proven it more than the fact that they want to give it to Syrians. You don’t just “come to America.” This isn’t hippie Canada where they say, “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” This is America.
Syria? Only one good thing ever came from Syria, and that’s Syrup. Now we’re going to open our borders to them just because we love pancakes? No effing way. These guys are terrorists. And that’s a fact that you can find on almost ANY site that isn’t run by the Mainstream Media.
Last year, we saw a picture of a little dead Syrian kid on a beach. HOW DID HE SWIM SO FAR? They’re on crazy Syrian drugs, which turns them into terrorists who can swim hundreds of miles AS TODDLERS.
They’re dangerous people. Add to that that no one even knows where Syria is. Do you know where Syria is? Didn’t think so. Here at American Conspiracy Info, we’re pretty sure Syria is somewhere near Mexico. Possibly just east of Indonesia, where the damn Indians came from. This is probably, and this is NOT confirmed so do not quote us, revenge from the Indians for taking their spices back in the old days of America.
Long story short people, we have to keep them out. Let them die in their own country, where they can’t do us any harm.